Deadline for Christmas Edition of Saints Alive
The deadline for the Christmas Edition of Saints Alive is
Monday, December 4, 2023
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
Got a better joke? Send it to office@allsaintswinnipeg.ca to be included in our quarterly magazine, by the parish, for the parish! We accept anything that we can print – pictures, stories, poems, puzzles, quips, quotes, scholarly articles, and, of course, jokes.
Note: some restrictions exist for legal and logisitical reasons - read the fine print for full details.
Send submissions to office@allsaintswinnipeg.ca, or drop them at the church office.
Some prompts for this month:
Your favourite Christmas joke
A great recipe
A Christmas memory
Suggestions on the best winter activities in Winnnipeg
Pictures of the beauty of winter, the warmth of the Christmas season, or the fattest little squirrel you’ve ever seen.
Creative ways to not have to leave the house when it’s -40°C.
An ode to egg nog, mulled wine, sugar cookies, cranberry jelly, toboganning….
A treatise on the importance of touching your right shoulder before you left when you cross yourself.
Your very best (or groaniest) joke!
